My office mate is a nice lady.
This is my third full week working here. (Summer job. Teacher August-June, Tech Support June-August.)
The first week I liked her.
The second week I got annoyed that she chastised me for skipping lunch every day.
“You need to eat, you’re just slowing down your metabolism, and that makes it harder to lose weight.”
Umm… I didn’t say I was trying to lose weight… so… thanks.
Anyway, now that I am trying to lose weight I brought my lunch today like a good little girl. A frozen dinner – house brand Lean Cuisine, basically.
“I used to eat a lot of that processed stuff but now I make my own from scratch. So much healthier and better for your body.”
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop one-upping me, lady. I’m just trying NOT to run screaming for a Baconator right now. Shut up and drink your home made protein bullshit. Organic, grass fed, bull shit.
Have I mentioned I get a little mean when I’m hungry?